Help me raise money for Autism research! The OAR has a noble mission to fund study on Autism, educate people about the disease, and improve the lives of everyone affected by it.

I did it! Pictured on the right - a much-deserved beer after I completed the 2019 Escape from Alcatraz Triathlon ... in record-breaking temperatures, no less.

However, the fundraising isn't over yet. I still intend to raise at least $2500 for OAR. Will you help me?

Who wants some donor rewards? What do you think of these...

If you donate at least $1, your name will appear at the bottom of this page. Neato!
If you donate at least $20, I will give you (or your pet project or favorite cause or whatever) a shout out for my dozens of social media followers. Noice.
Special thanks to everyone who donated at least $50 and had their name sharpie'd on my back for the race! (See below)
If you donate at least $100, I will treat you to a Very Fancy Dinner™ cooked by yours truly in your home or mine. I'll even let you help if you're into that sort of thing.
If you donate at least $250, you can have the honor of joining the tattoo design committee. I've got a tattoo to commemorate each triathlon I've done so far, and this tattoo will need an original design because I've never before done a tri like this one!
If you donate at least $500, you can have two votes on the committee. You can also have, like, the biggest hug I can muster.
*If you donate at least $1000, holy moley. I don't even know. Name a not-illegal favor and I will do my best to do it for you.
*If you donate at least $2000, shut the front door. Anything short of a felony, you got it.
*If you donate at least $5000, you clearly didn't read the part where I said I only need half that much, total, and you clearly don't need anything from me. Keep living that life of yours.

I just kinda wrote the first things that popped into my head here. *Subject to change